Pirates of Bon-mil

" I am not going to see them", he said it loudly and tried to convince himself, but counting and recounting his money made the scenario a bit difficult.
After marshaling last ounce of conviction he decided to leave this decision for tomorrow and goes to the nearest, cheap looking north Indian dhaba.

" My god this is quite a loot, where does a chapati costs Rs. 5 and a plate of dal Rs. 45"
Going by this speed my money will last only 5 days.

Next Day:

" Hello uncle this is chunchun here, your wife and my father have same root (village)"

Uncle: " Hmmm so, what you want"

Wow a set-back but " Lahron se dar kar nauka par nahin hoti Himmat karne balon ki haar nahin hoti"

Chunchun: " Nothing I just wanted to see you all so I already came to yeshwantpur"

Good red trouser with white shirt, trying to make a good first impression but.....

Something to be felt... not to describe

Incident 1:

Ravi: " Let's go , will have dinner smwhere with my gf".
This would be first time, a dinner with a girl. He puts on the best cloths ( borrowed from a frnd) and perfume. Looking at her " Oh my God.... divinity on earth", absolutely gorgeous, tall , fair; tight blue jeans,red T-shirt, stunning......

When he sees her: jaws dropped , drooping and drooling god save me

C: " Tell me smthing abt urself?"

Chun: A lump in his throat , unable to utter a word " My name is ... ( as if he was not introduced)

He decide to have her ( as a gf) and thinks " I will study hard, will find a good job and then...Relishing his future, he did ; but of no avail....

Sitting beside her.... "god this is heaven"

His endless list of girl-friends maddened him like anything; tried to find one but .. fruitless.

Shashi was ok & easy-go person; gave a kind of mental support. He was like a perfect pal.. played together, laughed together..

One day In ISKON with Shashi:

Chun: " God this place of worship or a place to enjoy... where GFBF comes to ... not to..."
God is too rich...

He enjoys a lot...

In the morning .. In the morning:

6'o clock in the morning a ear-piercing loud shriek comes " kaya bekar ki aurat hai, akal nahi hai " and reply " haan ja kaam karaaa" ...

" chup raho ji".

fight continues... but he blvs it is out of love rather ..

He planned to sleep till 10'o clock but it became impossible ;waited endless long hours for the break-fast (till 11'o clock).

He thinks it may be metropolitan way of living

Cricket at mid-night:

Ravi: " Chalo cricket khelte hain"

Shashi: " hoon "

Chunchun: Started nodding; moving his head up-down like pendulum

Division of team was pretty obvious:
After two and three good shots, ravi swings his bat in Dhoni's style, ball goes flying past boundary... but wait why he is writhing in pain...

Uncle: " I wont take him to the doc. he is useless"
Aunty: On the verge of crying
Chunchun: Feeling guilty, should haven't initiated playing..

But finally like hindi movies everything was fine.