A Basic Question...

Sir.. Sir I want to ask a question and Proff. eyes were twinkling like diamonds bc sm1 was awake in his class but his hope dies soon.. bc

Baliye : " Sir when did corruption start", proff. must be wishing that " Hey bhagwan ye dharti phat jaye aur mein isme sama jaoon". Even God Brahama is still fidgeting with his pothis to find the answer,

Non-Jhabhirs plz wait, we had a plethora of such questions at least Pranav had always came up with one. No matter who is giving presentation

pravnav :" I .. I ... I have have a basic question (he seems to be pleading like a child)". His questions were similar to the following questions:

Pranav Q1: "What do I do in S.P. das's exam" ; you fool, write a story and manage to throw some words here and there like Pur,Sustainable,GDP,Development etc.

Pranav Q2:" What would I do , if I am alone in a Jungle and tiger comes" ; as if he has an option

Pranav Q3:" What do I do if dont have toilet paper and pressure is too much to stop" (Ans: quickly look for another trouser)

Pranav: An advice don't die with your secret ( your love in Ximb)

@Pranav: Don't mind if you ever read this ; just a joke.

Inir: Had solution of everything but wait finally got his competitor : S.P.Das.
How could I forget his bulging and huge belly (can compete with God ganesha);
When he laughs, his belly sends a dangerous vibration and all of us would be forced to laugh.

Inir: Plz dont sing Brown eyes brown eyes in front of your gf, somehow we held the ground but she will definitely not . And if I see those beautiful brown eyes, will blind her "na rahega ga bans na bajegi bansuri"

And here comes one and only one Samir Basistha: Dear Samir Mother Ship (Library) is still calling you, listen and go to your den and stop torturing yourself by your mysterious voyage .

Still remember the days when seniors used to torture us (ragging).

Seniors: We are doing this bc we want to prepare for the worst, whole night study.

They would have killed themselves after seeing us playing and boozing all night.

Shame on you seniors: you shld have prepared us for aoe and long/useless fight during meetings

Last But not the Least: Can't stop remembering Pal Height; after having two or three peg,bragging,dancing,fighting and what not. One of the famous one ;when pun picks up the fight ( He went to put a compromise without invitation) and at the end blaming everybody...

Himmat: Jo hua so hua bhul ja

Pun: Saale woh sab tho tikh hai par fight aise nahin kiya jata

Raka: So ja pun

Pun: Aree abhi nahin pahle sun how to fight " first give a smile and keep smiling in front of opponent, then fight" ; as if he has learnt marcel art, forget it pun " agar pa ji agar phunk de tho tu uar(fly) jayega"

One day pun was too intoxicated and swaying too and fro at the play ground. People thought he is too drunk but wait its not true, WIND WAS BLOWING TOO HARD.
it was really courageous to held the ground.

A Request: Everyone plz don't take it personally and wld like to say you can count many many such funny incidents which involves me and laugh