Jhabhir Institute of management

Still remember the sweet & old days in Jhabhir, It seems my short stint in this org. has brought me too far from the carefree Jhabhir days. If I can go back in time, would enjoy those times more than I had without cursing its back-breaking (?) class- schedules and pompous professors.

I am writing down all the incidents/persons I can remember without having any kind of grudge towards them. It just for fun..

Panda the person who gets claps and standing ovation every time before and during presentation. Dare not to talk to him when he was having Guthka: oonh oonh, wait for a minute, aathu aathu, sala hum captain hai cricket team ka ab team mein kaun kaun rahega tum log decide karo.
I still remember the day though I was not watchin; he comes to bat with all accessories, spits mouthful of guthka, gives a dangerous look to the bowler and bang he is clean bold!! But again standing ovation.

Swrup and his famous four (group for presentation) comes with a fantastic presentation, a lot of fu-fa, at the end a simple question was asked; what is the interest rate? and answers goes like this:
Swrup: ooh, aah,hmm it should be + or - 2% of PLR and a lot of banks are following it and gestures towards Pa Ji..

Pa Ji , having a awakward look on his face, unable to say anything, gritting his teeth, gives threatening look to all...

Professor takes the cue and ends the presentation..

This group doesn't stop here: Pankaj is the victim, team building exercise:
(For those who don't remember: Pepp.. takes us out, different groups were formed and tried to teach us (unsuccessfully) trusting our team members. One member had to jump from the top with trust on his team, team had to catch him)

Pankaj goes at the top of scaffolding and in Biru style ( Sholay): Dear frnd I trust you all, I am coming... and.... boom he goes directly to the ground. He says sala yahi trust hota hai ..
And these famous four had their hands on the hips, they look up when pankaj was jumping and looked down when he was flat on the ground, without having a slightest effort helping him.
Well jumping once was a trial but jumping twice .. god it was foolishness, but wait he did it. Even outsiders might visualize the result..... he was once again landed right to the land.

And here comes tension chacha, always taking tension without any reason, asking everybody what he/she read for the exam, tough and tongue twisting English words comes flying out of his mouth. But he contributed a lot to our Jhabhir Jargons: Ladka hai hira hai hira, kaya dedication aur motivation hai ladke mein. Lage raho chacha wish you all the best.

Jeffin John and Arun: Guesssss what!! Even after joining placement committee 80% of their time goes to tying and untying their lungis, 10% goes towards boozing and with rest of 10% they manage to involve in other activities including placement. But i must congratulate them for our placement. Tried their best, all the best Yaar.

Biru: This is the mystery which only I can solve (blv me biru I didnt do it), Incident goes like this: While sleeping with his famous posture ( God knows how he managed to sleep in 99.99% of class time, 0.01% includes coming late in class and for attendance), he falls down straight down to the ground. Savi.. mam comes running, what hpnd pun , r u alright, wants to go home and offers a lot of sympathy.
what would happen to her when she knows the truth
Something about Biru: He wakes up when he is tired of sleeping, we (human) sleeps when we are tired of working

Himmat : Should have born before independence, always ready to fight on development issues.
He is like fighters in aoe. I don't remember any specific funny incident because every time I met him, forced to laugh.

I want to write many incidents but you will get bored, Bala, Mayuk,Kosha and lot others are in my mind . may be for next blog