Beyond Borders

Intro.......

For those of you who remember that cricket match with mess-worker after JLT night would enjoy ...

Most of our great players had hang-overs but decided to play match with best team? ...... guessable ... with mess players and this had a great cause for poors " dont confuse , all of us were poor as most of us especially those who played, didnt have a steady gf but they tried hard to Patayo one of the funky Girl from RMH "

Match Starts:

The RM Team:- Himansu DYNA Panda Captain!, Ritesh Dudhaaroo Sharan world's widest NO bowler, Swarup Bhiana GIRI The Wicket keeper who can BALL with two balls for a change! Vivek pa ji sharma a dkhan opener

Pa Ji starts opening: Looking at the ball intendly , not missing the movement of the ball..... here it goes .. pa ji swings his bat... audience holding their breath worring about the fate of the ball but... wait the Bat is at mid-on and ball smiling in keeper's glovfes..... and where is Our Paa G, sleeping in the mid of the pitch!

We all ran to pick him up Pun - " Oye mere ser uth ja" some one collects his bat from Mid on and paases it on .. but Paa G this time in Pun Style much intoxicated " sone de mere baap maan nahi uthane kaa bagal bale pitch me match khel , main nahin uth sakata... agar utha tho uth jaunga"

Swrup: wicket-keeping ' ball was coming and suddenly we saw swrup posing titanic style, hands wide open......

Panda Comes shouting, spiting his SAFAL "abe tu wicket keeping kar raha hai kya kar raha haii"

Bhaina - Confused as ever " Kya karoon yaar do do balls deekh rahe hain, kaun si pakadu, confuse ho gaya hu "

Panda - " RMH ki taraf dekhega to do balls hi deekhenge, saamane dekh aur ball pakad agar do deekh rahe hain to dono pakad, abaki chhora to Interest rate batana padega.... Samajha" spits his Gutkha and walks away in despair.

" sala baimani kar raha hai do do (two) ball phekh raha hai

Bhaiya ya kishan kanhiya: no matter what batch it had been bhaiya was bhaiya

Bhaiya: One of the most praised ( dudharu) bowler in XIMB, always struggling hard to give worst possible ball especially to mess workers . Two wide, three no ball in a baby over was bhaiya's best.... any guess how many runs were scored once; you are right 36 that was bhaiya's best.....